i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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