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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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