It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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