dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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