He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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