You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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