This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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