Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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