Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
