We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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