He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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