i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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