The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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