3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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