You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Operation Purity has been aborted
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So vagazzling was a success
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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