rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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