Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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