Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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