rhymes with "ouble enetration"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Damn victory sex feels great
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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