Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize