whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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