and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Randomize
