ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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