I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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