butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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