It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Houston, we have a blender
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize