Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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