I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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