I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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