No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I will pee on everything he values.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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