I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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