How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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