Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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