he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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