Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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