Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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