garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I still have a little drunk in my system
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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