You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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