You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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