I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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