Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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