I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
this boner is exhausting
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
