the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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