I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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