i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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