Got a toothbrush?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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