where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I need you to use more vowels.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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