return my video game
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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