Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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