we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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