I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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