If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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