Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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